How do I begin to explain Cara Mason?

Bridget: “I went to a very classic drama school and we did stage combat there and I remember the first year was just unarmed fighting, you know, just punching, and the next year was sword fighting, and I’m like, “okay, alright, cool”….and the third year we had a semester of knife fighting and I was like, “when am I ever going to need to know how to knife fight?” I was like the one out of everyone in the class that was moaning the most because I was like, “when am I going to be cast to play a gang member? I mean, look at me. Come on. Knife fighting…really? Maybe I should learn to stab myself on stage you know, unless I’m Juliet or something like that.” It’s just the universe has a terrific sense of humour because here I am, fighting with two daggers.” (x)

IT’S KINDA LIKE THEY’RE DANCING!
IT’S LIKE CARA’S TOTALLY FAILING AND KAHLAN’S ALL FRUSTRATED GOING “WITH GRACE, CARA. WITH. GRACE.”